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The Creationist Museum – $19.95/adult….

At the Creation Museum, a fanciful Eden rises from the void. Adam appears, bearded and handsome, if slightly waxen. Eve emerges from his rib with luxuriant hair and a kindly expression. Trees blossom and creatures frolic, evidence that all started well in God’s perfect world.

Elsewhere, as the story develops, Cain stands over his slain brother, Abel; life-size workmen build a replica of Noah’s ark, and Methuselah intones, “With each passing day, judgment draws nearer … I can tell you, whatever God says is true.”

In another scene, a pair of ancient children frolic a few feet away from a group of friendly dinosaurs.