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Indiana Jones 4 (movie): 3/5

I saw this the week it came up, and I went in dreading what could happen to the movies/series (but it couldn’t be worse than Indy 2, right?). I enjoyed the movie which was an unintentional balance of goodness, badness and fun.

Many people do not see it this way, and there is a hilarious spoof on the script – abridged.

The link is below, but before you go there here are 3 things:

  1. You need to be ok with the F-word
  2. It tells the story of the movie so only read it if you’ve seen the movie, or..
  3. read it if you don’t want to see the movie because you think it’ll be bad

Here is an excerpt:

HARRISON FORD

City of Gold? Isnt that what Nicolas Cage was looking for in National Treasure 2? Are we seriously getting the plot for our shitty sequel to Indiana Jones by ripping off the plot of a shitty sequel to a shitty knock-off of Indiana Jones? I feel like that should unravel the space-time continuum or something.

And finally – Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull: The Abridged Script.

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